Hey, I’m a Believer

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Young Sarah Feldman came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, "David proposed to me an hour ago."

"Mazal tov! But why are you so sad?" her mother asked.

"Because he also told me he is not a believer. Mom, he said that he doesn’t believe in God, or heaven and hell."

"Marry him anyway,” Sarah’s mother replied. “Take him to Aunt Edna’s for Shabbos. When you bring him home ask him if he wants to reconsider his belief in hell.”