Members phkrause Posted January 30, 2012 Members Posted January 30, 2012 A Swiss tourist is traveling through Chelm and looking for directions, he pulls up at a bus stop where Chaim and Yankel are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. Chaim and Yankel just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing. The Swiss tourist finally drives off, frustrated. Chaim turns to Yankel and says, "You know, maybe we should learn a foreign language." "Why?" says Yankel. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Administrators Naomi Posted January 31, 2012 Administrators Posted January 31, 2012 Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
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