Members phkrause Posted February 15, 2012 Members Posted February 15, 2012 Hello and thank you for calling the Jewish Grandparent Hotline. If you are one of our children, press 1 If you need us to stay with the grandchildren, press 2 If you want the grandchildren to sleep at our house tonight, press 3 If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 4 If you want us to prepare a meal for Shabbos and have it delivered to your home, press 5 If you want to come here for Shabbos, press 6 If you need money, press 7 If you are going to invite us to dinner, or are sending us on a cruise for our anniversary start talking!! Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
doug yowell Posted February 16, 2012 Posted February 16, 2012 pk, your jokes are the best!! Even my wife laughs at them. Quote
Members phkrause Posted February 16, 2012 Author Members Posted February 16, 2012 HaHaHa doug I wish I could take credit for them, but alas they belong to others. LOL thanks and say thanks to your better half. LOL Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Administrators Naomi Posted February 16, 2012 Administrators Posted February 16, 2012 Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
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