Members phkrause Posted February 27, 2012 Members Posted February 27, 2012 Mrs. Goldstein gave her class an assignment: a mitzvah project. Students would have to do various good deeds and report back to the class. One morning class started and little Davey Weiss was late (again). An hour went by before he finally arrived. “Mr. Weiss,” said Mrs. Goldstein. “I think I will have to send you to the principal’s office again for your tardiness.” “Oh no you won’t” responded little Davey. “And why’s that?” asked Mrs. Goldstein. “I was doing a mitzvah for the mitzvah project.” “I see,” said Mrs. Goldstein. “And what mitzvah were you doing?” “Helping a lady cross the street,” said Davey. “And that took an hour?” asked Mrs. Goldstein skeptically. “For sure.” “What took so long?” “Well,” replied Davey. “She didn’t really want to cross.” Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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Dottie Posted February 29, 2012 Posted February 29, 2012 Are these funnies in a book? I'd like to have a copy!! Quote
Members phkrause Posted March 3, 2012 Author Members Posted March 3, 2012 No, they come from a Jewish website. They send me emails. So when I find some that are funny, I like sharing them. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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