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Top Ten Conservative Catholic Pickup Lines


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10. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

9. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?

8. Sorry, but I couldn't help notice how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

7. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

6. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!

5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

4. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.

3. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.

2. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?

1. Confess here often?

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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5. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

LOL I actually had that line used on me, except that it was a Jewish bookstore.

Of course, this was the same guy who asked if I was hurt. I said, hurt? He said, "Yes, when you fell from Heaven."

Dated him for several months

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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