Members phkrause Posted March 12, 2012 Members Posted March 12, 2012 An elderly couple were in church. The wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let out a long silent fart... what should I do?" The husband replied, "Replace the batteries in your hearing aid." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Guest Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 I think the joke would work better for all intents and purposes, if it were, say, at a big funeral, instead of in church. Just thinking out loud here... Quote
Ellen Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 My husband couldn't believe they let the word "fart" in here, he said it should be called flatulence. Doesn't really work in the sentence though. Quote
Administrators Naomi Posted March 14, 2012 Administrators Posted March 14, 2012 Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
Moderators LynnDel Posted March 14, 2012 Moderators Posted March 14, 2012 A more refined way to say it was modeled for us in that funeral video: "Rear end wind action." Quote LD
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