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If you've ever done anything stupid -

Please confess here:

May we be one so that the world may be won.
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well - let's have it then.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

Posted

I would not even know where to start........

Posted

well - let's have it then.

Hehehe. You never said I had to tell you what the things were!

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Ahhh yes. A true confessionee will bring forth all of the nasty details for us to digest.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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I've been forgiven by man and God for the stupid things I've done. Don't need to air all those things here. :)

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Ahhh yes. A true confessionee will bring forth all of the nasty details for us to digest.

Got your collar? :)

Just waiting for you to start the Confessions rollingsmile

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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I can just list the ways I have broken bones.....

I did not listen when my sister said hold on while doubling on a horse and broke my arm in 3 places

I tried a roundhouse swing while shadow boxing as a little kid and broke my nose

I got really cocky in a fight in highschool and broke my nose and cracked my skull

I rode a bike with no brakes down a hill and broke 2 ribs

I tried a Steve Vai guitar swing around the neck and broke my nose

Played tackle football with no helmet and broke my nose a few different times.

I thought a 2 year old with a coffee cup was harmless and broke my nose

Tried to carry a load of firewood down a set of icy stairs and broke my wrist

Sparred with a guy a great deal bigger than me and broke a rib

Did the responsible thing and chose to punch a wall instead of a person. But the wall had an old chimney behind it. Broke 5 bones in my hand.

Got mad at something at a construction job and swung a hammer at it. I missed and broke my thumb

Decided to help a guy push a trailor full of mud. But we were standing on ice and I was wearing dress shoes. I cracked my kneecap in half.

Decided to jumb out a bay door at a loading dock instead of going to the real door and broke my ankle

Miss judged a line drive in a baseball game and broke one side of my collar bone. A week later I thought I was good enough to help a buddy unload a dryer from his truck. I lost hold and it landed on the other side of my collar bone and broke it as well.

There are other broken nose stories but they were all just bad luck.

When I broke my hand the doctor and I counted 3 other healed breaks in my hand that I am not sure when or how they might of happened. They were probably stupid as well.

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WOW EC ... perhaps we should just count the bones you haven't broken.

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Got mad at something at a construction job and swung a hammer at it. I missed and broke my thumb

That one I can relate to! It really hurts crazy

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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It is a shorter list.....

If you count my nose as just one break then I have broken 18 bones that I know of.

Add onto that 6 concussions and some fairly severe soft tissue damage I amaze myself by getting out of bed some days.

I think the most stupid of all things is that out of all those breaks I have never missed a day of work because of them. I regret that now, things just don't heal right that way.

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I think the most stupid of all things is that out of all those breaks I have never missed a day of work because of them. I regret that now, things just don't heal right that way.

Okay, now that the stupid confessional is in full swing: Not missing a day of work is why for 20+ years my neck has hurt. Or, after having a major stroke, some 10 hours later,

driving myself to ER. LOL not some of my brighter moments

Think it's time to stop before I get depressed by remembering other stupid things bed

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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Cut from the same cloth we are LOL

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I once had an allergic reaction to a medication and drove myself from work to Emergency. And not quite having made the decision I hummed and hawed my way over there. Once I got there they gave me the injection I needed and I've never taken that medication again.

I should have gotten someone else to drive, and I should have gone straight there. I could have died on the way.

Talking about this type of stuff- I had an uncle who had a heart attack and drove and walked himself into the hospital instead of calling for an ambulance. Needless to say he died once he got there.

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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Naughty Naughty Gail. Driving while under the influence of a medication. Glad it worked out for you though. And I appreciate hearing your confession.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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Father Woody, I've sinned!"
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Father Woody, I've sinned!"

Gerry, I don't think Woody can locate his collar

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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Father Woody, I've sinned!"

Parishioner Gerry - I am just in shock. YOU of all peoples.

May we be one so that the world may be won.
Christian from the cradle to the grave
I believe in Hematology.
 

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Posted

Originally Posted By: Gerry Cabalo
Father Woody, I've sinned!"

Gerry, I don't think Woody can locate his collar

Collar? What kind does he have?

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