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Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

DA END ISS NEAR!

TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW

BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!

As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge out?'"

Nuff Sed

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Swedish is good.

They know their stuff.

To bad he didn't listen to the Swedish warning.

Good one 'nuff sed

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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LOLLOL

"Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge out?'"

Second thoughts are sometimes good.

If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God

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Swedish is good.

They know their stuff.

To bad he didn't listen to the Swedish warning.

Good one 'nuff sed

Very true Woody....

Only Norwegian is better... just sayin bwink

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Norge' good.

Olger kraut.

"Please don't feed the drama queens.."

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