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Ushers will eat latecomers.

She sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation.

Sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. Sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.

The patient is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell " to someone who doesn't care much about you.

A letter to the men’s fellowship reads: "All members are requested to bring their wives and one other covered dish to the annual banquet."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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All progress in the Spiritual Life is knowing and Loving GOD

"there is non upon earth that I desire besides YOU" PS 73:25

That perspective changes EVERYTHING-suffering and adversity are the means that makes us hungry for GOD. Disapointments will wean us away wordly occupations. Even sin(when repented of) becomes a mechanism to push us closer to HIM as we experience His Love and Forgiveness.

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