Members phkrause Posted May 3, 2012 Members Posted May 3, 2012 Q: How can you make God laugh? A: Tell Him your plans for the future. Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A: Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? A: Ruth-less. Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A: God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A: Samson - he brought the house down. Q: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A: They really raised Cain. Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A: Your mother ate us out of house and home. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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