Neil D Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Administrators Naomi Posted May 12, 2005 Administrators Posted May 12, 2005 Neil, I honestly don't know if I should laugh or cry! Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
SMAN Posted May 14, 2005 Posted May 14, 2005 If they had just gone to the Duracell plant they would have found him! Quote
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