Neil D Posted May 10, 2005 Posted May 10, 2005 A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: "So I hear you're getting Married?" "Yep!" "Do I know her?" "Nope!" "This woman, is she good looking?" "Not really." "Is she a good cook?" "Naw, she can't cook too well." "Does she have lots of money?" "Nope! Poor as a church mouse." "Well then, is she good in bed?" "I don't know." "Why in the world do you want to marry her then?" "Because she can still drive!" Quote Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw
Administrators Naomi Posted May 12, 2005 Administrators Posted May 12, 2005 Hey, we have to set priorities! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/coolhello.gif" alt="" /> Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
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