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Cruel and Unusual Punishment


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Little Rivkah came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

Rivkah’s mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

Rivkah replied, "My homework."

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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I love the names that are in these jokes you share! So Jewish! I get a chuckle just out of them :)

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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I agree, I'm trying to find out what my name would've been had I actually been raised Jewish.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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I agree, I'm trying to find out what my name would've been had I actually been raised Jewish.
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