Members phkrause Posted June 9, 2012 Members Posted June 9, 2012 An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.) The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!" Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Administrators Naomi Posted June 9, 2012 Administrators Posted June 9, 2012 Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
Woody Posted June 9, 2012 Posted June 9, 2012 Good one pk. Very funny. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
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