Members phkrause Posted June 25, 2012 Members Posted June 25, 2012 Two men from Chelm, Chaim and Yankel, applied for a job. Both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the exam both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Yankel and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give Chaim the job." Yankel replied, "Why? We both correctly answered nine questions. I believe I should get this job especially because I have been out of work for much longer than Chaim." The manager said, "We made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed." "How could one incorrect answer be better than the other?" asked Yankel. "Simple," said the manager. "Chaim put down on question #5, 'I don't know,' and you put down, 'Neither do I.'" Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Administrators Gail Posted June 25, 2012 Administrators Posted June 25, 2012 Those names crack me up... :) Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Members phkrause Posted June 25, 2012 Author Members Posted June 25, 2012 I agree, its the names that make the jokes so funny. Its like my favorite comidian, Bill Cosby, just seeing him or hearing him, makes me start to laugh. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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