OzarkWoman Posted July 23, 2012 Posted July 23, 2012 WARNING! DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER!! It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT … WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning! ... I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner. I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower! Quote
Administrators Tom Wetmore Posted July 23, 2012 Administrators Posted July 23, 2012 Well that explains my problem too!! Quote "Absurdity reigns and confusion makes it look good." "Sinless perfection is such a shallow goal." "I love God only as much as the person I love the least." *Forgiveness is always good news. And that is the gospel truth. (And finally, the ideas expressed above are solely my person views and not that of any organization with which I am associated.)
OzarkWoman Posted July 23, 2012 Author Posted July 23, 2012 Well that explains my problem too!! Quote
Overaged Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 WARNING! DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER!!It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT … WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning! ... I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner. I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. Its label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower! LOL Quote "People [rarely] see...the bright light which is in the clouds..." (Job 37:21)"I cannot know why suddenly the stormshould rage so fiercely round me in it's wrathBut this I know: God watches all my pathAnd I can trust""God helps us to draw strength from the storm" - OveragedFaith makes things possible; it does not make them easy, Steps To Christ
teresaq Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 LOL Since I'm under 90lbs I'll get the full-bodied one. LOL Quote facebook. /teresa.quintero.790
OzarkWoman Posted July 24, 2012 Author Posted July 24, 2012 LOL Since I'm under 90lbs I'll get the full-bodied one. LOL Quote
olger Posted July 24, 2012 Posted July 24, 2012 LOL Since I'm under 90lbs I'll get the full-bodied one. LOL YOu better get a milkshake - and hurry. Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.."
teresaq Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Originally Posted By: teresaq(sda) LOL Since I'm under 90lbs I'll get the full-bodied one. LOL YOu better get a milkshake - and hurry. Yeah! Add heartattack to underweight! LoL Quote facebook. /teresa.quintero.790
Planey Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 WARNING! DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER!!It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful. INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT … WARNING TO US ALL!!! So good to know this! My hair conditioner has a similar effect, too. Hmmmm... And there I was blaming the steroids... Graeme Quote Graeme____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
olger Posted July 25, 2012 Posted July 25, 2012 Yeah! Add heart attack to underweight! LoL Oops. Make that Eggplant soufflé! G Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.."
Members phkrause Posted July 27, 2012 Members Posted July 27, 2012 I guess I better be careful. :) Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
cooldude Posted July 27, 2012 Posted July 27, 2012 Also remember when you're in a generous mood, the liberal soul shall be made fat. cooldude Asking the awkward questions Quote
skyblue888 Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 this is the funniest thing i have ever read hehehe thanks for sharing :) Quote "The merits of His sacrifice are sufficient to present to the Father in our behalf." S.C.36.
skyblue888 Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 LOL Since I'm under 90lbs I'll get the full-bodied one. LOL under 90 lbs! seriously teresa? mind asking you how young you are? sky :) Quote "The merits of His sacrifice are sufficient to present to the Father in our behalf." S.C.36.
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