Man Rules

[Woody]

MEN...Stick this on the fridge then run!

The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules"

From the female side....

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

(FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports or news, It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1.. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Captain Cook did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football

or Cars.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -

to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh.

[teresaq]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Actually there was a time when I thought about that. Consideration goes both ways and it could be considerate to put the seat up for the gent...

On the other hand, there is nothing like stumbling into the bathrm in the middle of the night and ending up sitting inside the toilet instead of on it. (We don't stand, remember) LOL

Pretty good points from what I have read so far. Also a good start for a better understanding of and between the sexes. IMO.

I like it.

[M. T. Cross]

I like rule #1 - all of them

[olger]

Awesome. Doug Batchelor shared these a while back!

[Woody]

Wow teresa - Impressive. I am so glad to hear such a positive from the female persuasion.

[teresaq]

I tend to be on the side of men in some situations due to my particular life situation.

Hopefully there will be some constructive discussion and understanding.

[phkrause]

Not bad Woody

[Woody]

Yes pk - Rules to live by

[skyblue888]

funny how this is prob the only thing i can agree with you Woody.

I'll share it with my friends.

sky :)

[Woody]

funny how this is prob the only thing i can agree with you Woody.

I'll share it with my friends.

sky

Well - I'll take what I can get Sky. I am honored.

[LynnDel]

Great! LOL. In some homes I have visited they solved the toilet seat problem by having his and hers plumbing installed, side by side. You can do this very cheaply with an outhouse.

LD

[Gail]

Good ol' LynnDel- always the practical one!

[teresaq]

Great! LOL. In some homes I have visited they solved the toilet seat problem by having his and hers plumbing installed, side by side. You can do this very cheaply with an outhouse.

LD

LOLOLOL

Actually when I was very little we did live in a house with an outhouse.

and nudists.

It was in a nudist camp. Ritchie Canyon, still remember the name and some events.

A nudist washing his car, "How come that man doesn't have any clothes on?" "He doesn't want to get his clothes wet." (Problem was at my tiny age I noticed he had shoes and socks on, but I guess you have to give them a "e" for effort...maybe originality?)

A young nudist walking down the path, "How come she doesn't have any clothes on?" "She just took a bath and is looking for a towel." I think the rationale was that she was looking for her mother so her mother could tell her where a towel was. For some reason those answers did not really satisfy.

We moved soon after.

[phkrause]

Great! LOL. In some homes I have visited they solved the toilet seat problem by having his and hers plumbing installed, side by side. You can do this very cheaply with an outhouse.

LD