Members phkrause Posted July 30, 2012 Members Posted July 30, 2012 As they are leaving shul, Shloimie says to his friend Avrahom, "Why do you look so distraught? Is anything wrong?" "You should have asked, ‘Is anything right?’” replies Avrahom. "My business is in terrible shape and I owe a lot of money. A lot. (dramatic pause) And I don't have the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from." "Oh, I'm so glad to hear that," says Shloimie. "Why do you say that?" says Avrahom, "I thought we were friends." "We are," says Shloimie, "I said that because for a moment, I thought you were going to ask me to lend you the money." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Administrators Gail Posted July 30, 2012 Administrators Posted July 30, 2012 Shloimie??? LOL I just had to say that out loud to myself Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
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