Ellen Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 THE FIRST 2012 OLYMPICS JOKE It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London . A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. " McTavish , Scotland ," he says, "Discus" and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. " Waddington-Smythe , England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks. The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. “O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing." Quote
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