Woody Posted August 19, 2012 Posted August 19, 2012 After Hours 16 August 2012 | David Larson | CommentsEmailTweetFBShareThis She: You're home! He: Can't believe it. She: What? He: Another whole day debating. She: Decide anything? He: Guess so. She: What kind of an answer is that? He: We disbanded the Columbian Union Conference. She: What? He: We disbanded the Columbia Union Conference? She: One more time. He: You heard me. She: You disbanded the Columbia Union Conference? He: Right. She: What for? He: Had no choice. She: Why? He: Other union conferences might do the same thing... She: What did the CUC do? He: Pretty serious. She: Start preaching against Sabbath? Keep the tithe? Protect child molesters? He: Nothing like that. She: Something worse? He: In a way. She: Really? He: The CUC decided to ordain women. She: So? He: Not getting into that. She: Why not? He: Not the issue. Rebellion is. She: You're kidding! He: This is serious. She: What happens when men are ordained? He: You know. She: People talk about the man's good work as a pastor, they read the Bible, they kneel, they put their hands on his head, they pray, they get up and they shake his hand. He: You forgot something. She: Help me. He: They say, "And now for the first time we introduce Elder So and So.” She: Why can't we do this for a woman? He: That's not the issue. The rebellion of the CUC is. She: Does our church say that we cannot pray for women ministers in public? He: Of course not. She: Put our hands on their heads? He: In 1990 the church said that the time had not yet come. Said the same thing in 1995. She: That's 22 and 17 years ago. He: Yes. She: Virtually a whole generation, He: Right. She: Many of the people who were there in 1990 and 1995 are dead. He: Probably. She: I say enough time has passed. He: No. She: How much more time do we need? He: Several years to study the Bible. She: No matter what the Bible says, can’t you put your hands on the head of a woman and thank God for her successful ministry? He: Not yet. She: And that God will continue to bless it? He: Don't rush things. She: And that God will be with her husband and children? He: We're not ready for that. She: And that when she feels all alone that she'll remember that she really isn't? He: Too soon. She: Do you know what you're saying? He: You don’t understand. She: Yes I do! He: Getting irritable? She: So what if I am? He: It’s not nice to get upset. She: And today you guys were nice? He: Please calm down. She: You can burn your own toast in the morning! Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
CoAspen Posted August 19, 2012 Posted August 19, 2012 Obviously a women who has not learned to keep her head covered and mouth closed!! Quote
Woody Posted August 26, 2012 Author Posted August 26, 2012 Obviously a women who has not learned to keep her head covered and mouth closed!! Not so funny CoA. Some actually do believe that. Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
CoAspen Posted August 26, 2012 Posted August 26, 2012 I can't take it anymore...my sides are hurting!! Quote
Woody Posted September 1, 2012 Author Posted September 1, 2012 I noticed this on Olger's car the other day : Quote May we be one so that the world may be won. Christian from the cradle to the grave I believe in Hematology.
olger Posted September 2, 2012 Posted September 2, 2012 Nooooo!!!!!!!! I wasn't even in Oregon !! G Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.."
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