Members phkrause Posted August 30, 2012 Members Posted August 30, 2012 An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled down the stairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted: the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with aspatula by his wife. "Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Planey Posted August 30, 2012 Posted August 30, 2012 Very non-PC, pk, but very funny! I believe I must be warped, but I laughed loudly... Graeme Quote Graeme____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Administrators Gail Posted August 30, 2012 Administrators Posted August 30, 2012 Hahahaha!!! Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Administrators Gail Posted August 30, 2012 Administrators Posted August 30, 2012 Can't you just see it now? THWACK!! Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Members phkrause Posted September 1, 2012 Author Members Posted September 1, 2012 Can't you just see it now? THWACK!! Yep Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Administrators Naomi Posted September 2, 2012 Administrators Posted September 2, 2012 Too funny ... OUCH!!! Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
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