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Oo-laaaa, wha’s that?—whole lotta consorin’ agoin’ on heah.

New Program? New Curriculum - Dumb 1.0?--Dumber 2.0? Shoosh, on attaining a worthwhile C.V. listing Biblical knowledge… Who said one ought need know no more than how to spot pigweed in the back 40?

“Jesus Christ was entombed Friday evening and arose Saturday evening.” So there, take that Bub. Who’s arguing three days? Never mind! Never mind! Holy Writ…?—we’s been told…, and that’s that!

Yeah, forget about having ready answers when one is asked “to be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh”. Ain not nothing in the text saying that we ought to also know adversarial points re Holy Writ – no siree, dagum - we’s might larn sumfin’ in the process.

We need only chant our rotes by the striking of brass bowls.

Crisped circuitries.

So sad. Eat more protein people!—keeps the faculties attenuated.

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