Paul Beach Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Dear friends, Mrs. Gray seldom eats sweets, but when she does, she likes Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. Now, on June 3, you can go into any Krispy Kreme store and get one for free! http://www.krispykreme.com/ This notice is a gift from Mrs. Gray to you. Sincerely, Mrs. Gray Quote
Dr. Shane Posted June 1, 2005 Posted June 1, 2005 Is it true that one can get pregnant from eating too many doughnuts? Quote Pastoral Family Counselor... Find me at www.PostumCafe.com Author of Peculiar Christianity
Paul Beach Posted June 2, 2005 Author Posted June 2, 2005 Dear person, That's how Mrs. Gray got here. Sincerely, Mrs. Gray Quote
Nicodema Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 And for all who want to see what they will look like after eating Krispy Kremes, there is the official Krispy Kreme calendar! Just do a Google search for it, or view the 2005 lingerie version here (NOT for the faint hearted...): http://www.theswanker.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/krispykremecalendar.jpg GO AHEAD, HAVE ANOTHER DONUT!! Quote "After such knowledge, what forgiveness?" -- T.S. Eliot
Moderators LynnDel Posted June 2, 2005 Moderators Posted June 2, 2005 Eeeek! Those photos! I was tempted, a couple weeks ago, to buy a Krispy Kreme at my local grocery store, and since they don't come in singles, I had to buy a box of six. I didn't want the other five, so I gave them away at my Bible study. What makes the Krispy Kreme special flavor? I don't know for sure, but my guess is they contain at least twice as much FAT as a regular glazed donut. At least they taste that way. When I was tempted, yesterday, to buy another box, I decided not to - and after a brief glance at those photos (thanks Nico, I think), I now have a visual reinforcement of my healthy decision. LD Quote LD
cricket Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Okay. Just watched Super Size Me; and now this. I don't think I'll be eating anything today!! Quote
Amelia Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Here is another one. On attachement only. Look at your own risk. Quote <p><span style="color:#0000FF;"><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">"Do not use harmful words, but only helpful words, the kind that build up and provide what is needed, so that what you say will do good to those who hear you."</span></span> Eph 4:29</span><br><br><img src="http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/US/OR/Fairview.gif" alt="Fairview.gif"> Fairview Or</p>
cricket Posted June 2, 2005 Posted June 2, 2005 Shame on the person taking this photograph. Shame. Quote
Nicodema Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 Amelia that is terrifying. What's that big dangly thing between her legs??? Is that her stomach??? **SHUDDER** Quote "After such knowledge, what forgiveness?" -- T.S. Eliot
Moderators LynnDel Posted June 3, 2005 Moderators Posted June 3, 2005 Is there any chance that pendulous appendage was photoshopped in? Please tell me yes! LD Quote LD
CyberGuy Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 You want to be really grossed out. Heat up a dougnut in the microwave. It will melt into an oily sluge. YUCK. Quote Riverside CA
Nicodema Posted June 3, 2005 Posted June 3, 2005 I feel badly for making fun of this woman. I feel sorry for her. It must be very uncomfortable and unpleasant to carry around that much weight, not to mention difficult to find clothing and impossible to ever be truly comfortable. I just got done making a post railing against racism and here I was indulging in "size-ism". Shame on me. I apologize for the poor example and the hypocrisy of it all. Quote "After such knowledge, what forgiveness?" -- T.S. Eliot
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.