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88 year old Morris Epstein is sitting on a park bench, crying. Finally a jogger sees Morris sobbing and stops. ‘‘What’s wrong?’’ he asks.

‘‘My wife of 48 years died, and I was very lonely,” replies Morris. “I went on a Date and met a younger woman. We liked each other so much we got married -- she’s attractive, she’s funny, she takes care of me, and almost every night she makes me the most delicious tapioca pudding.’’

The jogger says, ‘‘Well that’s a wonderful story. Why are you crying?’’

Morris replies, ‘‘Because I can’t remember where I live!’’

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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