Members phkrause Posted December 9, 2012 Members Posted December 9, 2012 10. Sampson, get your hands off of that lion, you don't know where it's been! 9. David, I told you not to play in the house with that string! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons. 8. Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper! 7. Shadrach, Meschach and Abendeco! I told you, never play with fire! 6. Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day! 5. Noah, no you can' t help them. Don't bring home any strays. 4. Gideon! Have you been hiding in that wine press again? Look at my clothes. 3. James and John! No more burping at the dinner table, please. People are going to call you sons of thunder. 2. Judas! Have you been in my purse again? 1. Jesus! Close the door! You think you were born in a barn. Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
olger Posted December 11, 2012 Posted December 11, 2012 I liked them all but #1. `G Quote "Please don't feed the drama queens.."
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