One Line Zingers

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If Cain and Able were Siamese twins, would they be Cable?

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

"I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.”

Warning notice at a seminary swimming pool: “First-year students are only allowed to walk on the shallow end.”

"If absence makes the heart grow fonder,” said a minister, “a lot of folks must love our church.”