Members phkrause Posted January 27, 2013 Members Posted January 27, 2013 In the 1930s, Dovid Epstein, a Polish Jew moved to America and soon thereafter married a nice Jewish American girl named Leah. Things seemed to be going well between the two despite the cultural differences. Until one day Dovid rushed to their family lawyer and said, “I vant divorce.” Somewhat surprised the lawyer asked, “Why? Do you have any grounds?” “Yes,” responded Dovid. “She vants to poison me.” “Oh my, that is serious,” replied the lawyer. “Do you have any proof?” “Yes,” replied Dovid. “She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: ‘Polish Remover.’” Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Liz Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 That's funny!!! I can even hear the accent in my head. :) Quote For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Mat. 16:26Please, support the JDRF and help find a cure for Type 1 Diabetes. Please, support the March of Dimes.
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