Members phkrause Posted January 29, 2013 Members Posted January 29, 2013 A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher and said, "Reverend, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to give one to my minister." Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Ellen Posted January 31, 2013 Posted January 31, 2013 I have a dog like that. When she doesn't get her own way she will go to the wastepaper basket and take out some paper to chew on. Quote
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