Lady Luck

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Sarah Goldstein, a conservative middle aged lady had always wanted to go to a casino, but always thought it was a little too risky. But one day, she decided it was time and booked a trip for herself to Las Vegas.

Upon entering the casino she went straight to the table playing roulette. ”How does one decide which number to pick,” she wondered aloud.

”I pick my age,” suggested an older gentleman on her left.

So Sarah decided to pick the number thirty two. The Croupier gave the wheel a spin, it landed on fifty two, and Sarah immediately dropped to the floor in a faint.