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Q. Why should we be encouraged by the story of Jonah and the whale?

A. Because Jonah was down in the mouth, but came out all right.

Q. When was the first meat mentioned in the Bible?

A. When Noah took Ham into the ark.

Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?

A. Quackers.

Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark?

A. Because they were using "fowl" language.

Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?

A: By his net income.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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