Dear President Obama

[OzarkWoman]

Dear Mr. Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family

into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you

to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S.

into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,

immigration quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do

here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, The President

of Mexico, that I'm on my way over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services

I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-

speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on

American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one

of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both

breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get

easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't

plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make

any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get

the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be

sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking

officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag

decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.

I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the

locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to

be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or

my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay

Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays

$4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

[Ted Oplinger]

OZAARKWOMAN

WELL that was an interesting letter

I wonder how OBAMA will answer the letter

smile smile smile

dgrimm60

more importantly - how would the Mexican President respond to that letter?

I bet he would

Blessings,

[Narcah]

Mexiconis particularly harsh in its treatment of illegals from south of their border...