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Pretty soon,.... will all eating pickled herrings..

I'm not Norwegian...mostly Polish, with a bit of German and Russian/Ukrainian if you go back far enough.

But us Polish people LOVE pickled herring, too. I could eat it for 3 meals a day.

AJ (thankful to belong to a church which doesn't make meat/fish eating a test of fellowship)

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>>>AJ (thankful to belong to a church which doesn't make meat/fish eating a test of fellowship)

And as long as those Norwegians keep on infiltration I doubt that will ever happen

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You forgot Olson, in EGW's time. I think he was also Norwegian. So the infiltration's roots began early in the church's history. :)

Pickled herring??? All you have to do is say the word and I swoon! My mother used to pickle herring at home every year. I liked it better when it had been salted before the pickling process.

I still... ahem... buy a jar at Christmastime or so. It just reminds me of home.

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No, no - its true.

Ever since raiding and pillaging started being frowned upon we turned to infiltration. bwink

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Oh no!

I'm part of it too!

Don't forget us Halvorsen's

Halvorsen's? We have them in British Columbia as well. They are the most aggressive of all members for advancing Adventism.

What does this mean, I was texted this "Nordmann har infiltrert adventism"

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While some of the paranoid/fearful were warning about Jesuits infiltrating the Church organization, the Norwegian's snuck in

Ted Wilson - Norwegian

Paulson - Norwegian

Folkenberg - Norwegian

Neil Wilson - Norwegian

Pretty soon,.... will all eating pickled herrings..

As my brethren just outside of Oslo would have said... "have some chocolate milk and chill dude -- else we resort to the black ships".

bwink

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...hmm...

Jensen sounds like a rather Scandinavian name to me...

I think Stan might be one of the infiltrators. Not a Jesuit, but definitely an infiltrator.

AJ

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Jensen is definitely guilty of Norge' nuances.

But, there is an acid test to ferret out the Norse newcomers. Does he (Stanislaus) have a troll? Trolls are unmistakable indicators of Norse nobleness!

Here's my theory: Blossom is a cleverly disguised troll. Think about it....

`og

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Oh suurrre.............

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Deep English roots on both sides. Last name is of English origin.

But my wife has Scandinavian roots. Her father was Swedish. He grew up in Stockholm...

"Absurdity reigns and confusion makes it look good."

"Sinless perfection is such a shallow goal."

"I love God only as much as the person I love the least."

*Forgiveness is always good news. And that is the gospel truth.

(And finally, the ideas expressed above are solely my person views and not that of any organization with which I am associated.)

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The conspiracy widens...and deepens!

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