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Does any else remember having to memorize (in Elementary School) "A red Indian thought he might eat tobacco in Church?"

If you did, do you remember why? AND please do not say why, let the others figure it out.

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Doesn't sound familiar.

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Not in Oz

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*raises hand* Yep!

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It must be a Canadian thing.

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Does any else remember having to memorize (in Elementary School) "A red Indian thought he might eat tobacco in Church?"

That is SO politically incorrect!! LOL

Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.

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I only remember learning: "Oscar had a heap of apples." And, "Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally." But I thought it was funnier to say, "Please excuse my dead Aunt Sally." Then, in the same year I learned, "Karen, Please come over for gruel, Sunday." But, later learned a different one for the same thing that made me laugh because it meant that the teacher had to have made the first one up because the second one was not appropriate to teach to 9th grade biology students.

Never even heard of the one you mentioned, Stan.

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Stan did... earlier on.

And yes, it was something from elementary school. I learned that, too, about the red Indian, and never forgot it.

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Stan gave us his, but I haven't got a clue about Cricket's. My school was boring I guess, the only one we had was "Never eat sour watermelon"--at least that is the only one I can remember.

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Oscar Had A Heap Of Apples applies to Trigonomety functions:

sine = opposite / hypotenuse

cosine = adjacent / hypotenuse

tangent = opposite / adjacent

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally is the order of operations:

Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition and Subtraction.

And, Karen, Please come over for gruel, Sunday:

Kingdom

Phylum

Class

Order

Family

Genus

Species

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I used to make my own to answer college biology exams.

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Some of the ones I remember from anatomy would be much better forgotten!!!!

I did coin NaMgAlSiPSClAr to remember some of the periodic table in chemistry....fairly impressed I can recall it from 1966!

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Does any else remember having to memorize (in Elementary School) "A red Indian thought he might eat tobacco in Church?"

Never heard of it. I don't think it's said in Southern California or Arizona.

A genuine Red Indian doesn't eat tobacco; they might chew it but they never eat it, whether in church or out of it. lol

But I suppose it's really important to say "eat" in this instance.

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arithmetic

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no one?

What does it have to do with arithmetic? I was never good at arithmetic, but I would have remembered the saying if I'd ever heard it.

John 3:16-17

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. [17] For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him.

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A Red Indian Though He Might Eat Tobacco In Church.

arithmetic

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Ya'll have attended much different schools than myself! Not heard any of them!!

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Long story--short version

I once found in the library a book with a bunch of true/false questions and answers. The teacher had recommended it for 'further study'. almost casually at the end of his lecture... I recognized several chapter tests exactly as he had given them...so for the next chapter I made the ten answers into a number 1,211,221,211. The number 1 stood for True and 2 stood for False. I memorized the number. As soon as he said "Take out pencil and paper". I wrote the number in the right-hand corner. Then wrote the True False answers..............I never did look at the questions..but I got 100% correct from that day on.... Nuff sed

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Me neither. My teachers never used them.

I learned how to spell the old fashioned way: Lots of spelling tests; also reading and paying attention to how good writers wrote and spelled. It helped that my father was an English teacher and my mother a teacher of reading and phonics.

John 3:16-17

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life. [17] For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him.

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"George Edwards oldest girl ran a pig home yesterday"

and this is??

Spelling help for a tough word for me in 3rd grade.

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