work history

[Neil D]

My job search--

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

But, just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,

But, wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

But, that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,

But, just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,

But, any way I sliced it.... Couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,

But, eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

didn't have any patience.

9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory.

Tried hard but, just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,

But, discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,But, the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,

But, they said I wasn't fit for the job..

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,

I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,

But, had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

[Gail]

You tell 'im, dg!!! LOL

What is the difference between "humour" and "non-serious"?

[phkrause]

[Neil D]

LOL

What is the difference between "humour" and "non-serious"?

I thought this was where we were to post our resumes for work....was I wrong in the attempt to ,,,um...get aquainted?

[Amelia]

What is the difference between "humour" and "non-serious"?

I think most people don't look that far down the list. With a non-serious townhall, we could probably get rid of the humor section.