Members phkrause Posted September 3, 2013 Members Posted September 3, 2013 Ethel and Herman Rosenbaum both just turned 90 and they were becoming worried that they were losing their memories. They visited a doctor who assured them there was nothing seriously wrong except old age. He suggested that they both carry a notebook and write things down so that they wouldn't forget. Several days later, Herman got up to go to the kitchen. Ethel said, "Dear, get me a bowl of ice cream while you're up." "Okay," Herman said. "...and put some chocolate syrup on it and a few cherries, too," Ethel added. "You'd better write all this down." "I won't forget!" Herman said. Twenty minutes later Herman came back into the room and handed his wife a plate of scrambled eggs. Ethel glared at him. "Now, I told you to write it down! I knew you'd forget." "What did I forget?" Herman asked. Ethel replied, "My toast!" Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Moderators Kevin H Posted September 3, 2013 Moderators Posted September 3, 2013 Told this to my mom and she laughed and called friends to tell it to them! Quote
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