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Q: What was the secret of Delilah getting into Samson’s house?

A: She picked his locks.

Q: Why didn’t Pharaoh let the Israelites go into the wilderness after the first six plagues?

A: He was in de Nile.

Q: Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?

A: He didn’t want to split hairs.

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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