Christian Zingers

[bluebelle]

Don't let your worries get the best of you;

Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited...

Until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisors.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,

But mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

People are funny; They want the Front of the bus, the Middle of the road, and back of the church!

Opportunity may knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door forever.

Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has..

Some minds are like concrete Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don't know why some people change churches;

What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'

God promises a safe landing,not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!

Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, The message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:

1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

[Neil D]

Did you know that you can-

say exactly what kind of character a person to his face or behind his back [bubba, you are the meanest, low down, dog faced person this ol' world has EVER seen....]

....as long as you say 3 little words on the end of your sentence [....Bless yer/his/her heart].

[olger]

"pea-pickin heart"

[phkrause]

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