Look Who’s Not Talking

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Moishe Rubenstein had begun to worry about almost everything in his old age, especially his health. One day, Moishe bumped into his doctor at the supermarket.

“Doctor!” Moishe exclaimed, “I’ve been meaning to tell you, remember those voices I kept on hearing in my head? I haven’t heard them in over a week!”

“Wow! What wonderful news Moishe! I’m so happy for you!” his doctor exclaimed.

“Wonderful?” asked a dismal looking Moishe. “There’s nothing wonderful about it. I’m afraid my hearing is starting to go now!”