Moderators Gerr Posted December 4, 2013 Moderators Posted December 4, 2013 Do you have any? Here's a couple that actually happened recently. We had a communion service just 3 Sabbaths ago. One of our adult members was seated waiting for his partner to wash his feet when one of the kids, a 5 yo boy came to him with a basin of water. Boy: "Can I wash your feet?" Man #1: "I already have someone to wash my feet." About this time, his partner arrives with a basin of water. He learns of the boy's request. Man #2: "I tell you what," he says to the boy, "I'll wash one foot and you wash the other, ok?" So man #1 proceeds to take off his socks and pull his pants legs up. Upon seeing all the hair, the boy says: "Oh, you're a gorilla!" My wife's hairdresser told her this. Her 8 yo son was asked what his ambition in life was. His reply? "Lie on the couch and eat pizza!" Quote
Administrators Naomi Posted December 4, 2013 Administrators Posted December 4, 2013 Sometimes the truth is funnier than the 'stories' These are priceless! Quote If your dreams are not big enough to scare you, they are not big enough for God
Members phkrause Posted December 5, 2013 Members Posted December 5, 2013 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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