Members rudywoofs (Pam) Posted January 11, 2014 Members Posted January 11, 2014 a pastor friend of mine posted these...I thought they were pretty good!! source 1. I wish I had a job like yours, where I would work only one day a week. 2. What do you do with all the free time you have? 3. Can I have a couple of minutes before you preach? 4. I love you pastor, but _______________________________ (fill in the blank). 5. I like your preaching, pastor, but I really like ____________________________ (fill in the blank with television or podcast preacher). 6. Can your wife play piano? 7. Your kids shouldn’t behave that way. After all, they are pastor’s kids. 8. Your low salary is good for you. It keeps you humble and dependent on the Lord. 9. I bet you don’t spend any time preparing your sermons. 10. Pastor ________________ (predecessor pastor) didn’t do it that way. 11. You don’t have a real degree. You went to seminary. 12. How much longer do you think you’ll be at our church? 13. Did I wake you up pastor? It’s only 1:00 am. 14. Did you hear what they are saying about you? Quote Pam Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup. If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony. Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?
Administrators Gail Posted January 11, 2014 Administrators Posted January 11, 2014 Hahaha! We all know how true those statements are! Quote Isaiah 32:17 And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
Moderators Gregory Matthews Posted January 11, 2014 Moderators Posted January 11, 2014 True story: Background: I am a military chaplain assigned to Panama. As such our military families have pastoral care available to them. I am on call. As such I screen calls for a Roman Catholic priest. It is midnight when my telephone rings: Voice: I would like to speak to the priest. Me: Before I get the priest out of bed I need for you to tell me the general subject that you wish to talk to him about. Voice: I want to ask him if he will do my daughter's wedding. Me: It is midnight. I suggest that you telephone him after 8 AM tomorrow at his office. Voice: It is midnight. Tomorrow morning I will be asleep. I am awake now and I need to talk to him now. Me: I understand your problem. I am not going to get him out of bed for this. You will need to find some way to telephone him during the time when he is awake if you wish to talk to him. Quote Gregory
Members phkrause Posted January 11, 2014 Members Posted January 11, 2014 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Members phkrause Posted January 11, 2014 Members Posted January 11, 2014 Unreal, something else, etc. :) Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
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