School Romance

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Rachel went off to New York to get her Master’s degree, and while she was there she met someone special. “Mom, Dad, sit down. I have something very important to tell you,” said Rachel, upon her return home from college after graduation. “I met a guy at school that I really like and we decided we are going to get married!”

“Mazal tov Rachel! I am so happy for you!” gushed her mother giving her a big hug, “I hope you two will be really happy together! I can’t wait to meet him!”

“Tell us more about him” said her Dad, “does he have any money?”

“Oh Dad! You men are all the same.”

“What do you mean?” asked her father.

“That was the first question he asked me about you too!”