Members phkrause Posted February 10, 2014 Members Posted February 10, 2014 Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes time. The good news is that I can see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. The bad news is that this island appears to be uncharted - I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives."Yossi turns to Janine and asks, "Janine, dear, did we turn off the oven?" and Janine replies, "Of course." "Janine, are our life insurance policies paid up?" "Of course." "Janine, did we pay our pledge for the synagogue appeal?" "Oh my God, I forgot to send off the cheque." "Thank Heaven! They'll find us for sure!" Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Stan Posted February 10, 2014 Posted February 10, 2014 Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com
Ellen Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 That reminds me of Jay Leno suggesting we contact the cable company to find Ben Laden because they would track him down! I think it turned out to be a little more difficult than that! Quote
Stan Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 Jay Leno's cousin, or close relative was a member here. Can't think which one he was. Quote If you receive benefit to being here please help out with expenses. https://www.paypal.me/clubadventist Administrator of a few websites like https://adventistdating.com
Members rudywoofs (Pam) Posted February 13, 2014 Members Posted February 13, 2014 Jay Leno's cousin, or close relative was a member here. Can't think which one he was. There were a number of Leno family members at WWC when I was there...interesting...I never made the connection that they might be related to Jay Leno .... just checked...the Adventist Leno line is Russian. Jay Leno's line is actually spelled (as seen on immigration papers) "Leone" and is Italian.. Jay's line came to America in 1907, where as the SDA Leno line immigrated to America in 1888. HOWEVER, Jay Leno's father was a Manager at Prudential Insurance of America. The Vice President for Prudential Insurance was Paul Sarnoff. Paul was married to my 4th cousin. There's the Adventist connection!!!! lol Quote Pam Meddle Not In the Affairs of Dragons; for You Are Crunchy and Taste Good with Ketchup. If we all sang the same note in the choir, there'd never be any harmony. Funny, isn't it, how we accept Grace for ourselves and demand justice for others?
Moderators Kevin H Posted February 13, 2014 Moderators Posted February 13, 2014 One of my friend through the Fellowship of Christian Magicians, Joey Evans, has been a writer for Leno and the Tonight Show. He has just been re-hired by the Tonight Show, but in the new contract he will only be working on the monologue. He is very talented and a very devoted Christian. Quote
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