Rivkah’s Sore Throat

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Little Rivkah Rosenberg had a terrible case of the flu. She was achy, had a high fever, and was terribly hoarse so her mother decided that she had to take her to the doctor.

After waiting in the waiting room at Doctor Kantor’s office for over an hour, the Rosenbergs were finally admitted. After the usual routine of listening to her breathing and checking her ears, Doctor Kantor looked into Rivkah’s eyes and said, “So what would you say is bothering you the most?”

Without skipping a beat, Rivkah promptly answered, “My older brother Moishie! He always breaks my toys!”