Father’s Day Surprise

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Eight year old Moishie Brown was trying to think of ways to be extra nice to his father on Father’s Day.

“Abba,” said Moishie sweetly. “You don’t have to mow the lawn today.”

Moishie’s father smiled proudly awaiting the news that Moishie would mow the lawn himself for the first time.

“You can mow it next Sunday.”