Members phkrause Posted September 6, 2014 Members Posted September 6, 2014 One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church, looking at a large plaque that hung there. After the young man of seven had stood there for some time, the pastor walked up beside him and said quietly, "Good morning, son." "Good morning, Pastor," replied the youngster, not taking his eyes off the plaque. "Can I ask you, Sir, what is this for? Why are all these names listed on here?" "Well, son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together, staring up at the large plaque. Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one, Sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?" rudywoofs (Pam) 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
LifeHiscost Posted September 6, 2014 Posted September 6, 2014 Considering that the Word points to death as akin to sleep, I find that hilarious. And that's an original thought as far as I know. OTOH I also understand there is nothing new under the sun. God is Love! Jesus saves! Quote Lift Jesus up!!
Miss Jessie Posted September 10, 2014 Posted September 10, 2014 This one's the funniest I've seen so far. It actually got me laughing. Quote
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