Members phkrause Posted September 15, 2014 Members Posted September 15, 2014 90 year old Moishe is on his death bed. His wife Rochel and their three grown up sons are grief-stricken and have even called in their rabbi to say some prayers. As they all huddle around Moishe's bed, Moishe suddenly asks, in a croaky voice, "Is my eldest son Avrahom here?" "Yes dad," says Avrahom, "I'm here." "And is my son Yosef here as well?" asks Moishe. "Yes dad," replies Yosef, "I'm also here." "And what about Shmuel, my youngest son," asks Moishe. "Where is he?" "I'm here dad," replies Shmuel, "I'm standing right next to the bed looking at you." "Well," croaks Moishe, "if Avrahom is here and Yosef is here and Shmuel is here, who's minding our store?!" Kevin H 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Ellen Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 This is my husband's favourite joke. Money is more important than family in so many instances. He finds so many times when this seems appropriate. Quote
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