The Cause of Global Warming. Could n't Resist

[bonnie]

 

I think I've discovered the source of global warming it's old Bessie

 

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[Aliensanctuary]

I've seen patrons of Mexican restaurants do the very same thing, flames leaping from their backsides, while walking to their cars. There should be a law requiring that those who eat a lot of beans should have to wear insertable mufflers and catalytic converters to protect the environment. In fact, one model called "The Mexican Muffler" has a pipe running up a person's back, over the head, then directed backwards to dissipate the minor noise and odors getting by the apparatus.

 

Sadly, politicians everywhere have the same problem, mainly because they can't poop. Occasionally a stray spark will ignite their toxic gasses into a huge fireball, oftentimes during their blowhard speeches. Bystanders have been seriously hurt because they were standing too close. If the politicians could poop like normal people then they would feel better and wouldn't pass ridiculous laws and steal the taxpayer's money so they could give it to people who don't work or make sure they have a comfortable retirement for themselves.