Members phkrause Posted September 22, 2014 Members Posted September 22, 2014 Itzik sat down at a funky Tel Aviv restaurant asking for something from the lunch menu. "It’s 10:15," the waitress told him. "We’re only serving breakfast now." Itzik thought it over and replied, "Do you have anything on the breakfast menu that tastes like lunch?" Kevin H 1 Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Moderators Kevin H Posted September 23, 2014 Moderators Posted September 23, 2014 Did you hear about the Cannibal with a wife and eight kids? rudywoofs (Pam) 1 Quote
Members phkrause Posted September 24, 2014 Author Members Posted September 24, 2014 Did you hear about the Cannibal with a wife and eight kids? Quote phkrause When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2
Moderators Kevin H Posted September 24, 2014 Moderators Posted September 24, 2014 He went on a cruse. At dinner he was asked if he wanted to see the menu. He replied "No, but may I see the passenger list?" Quote
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