White Nights

[phkrause]

One night, 6 year old Rivkah walks up to her mother Leah, looks at her mother’s hair, and says, "Mommy, why is some of your hair white?"

Leah replies, "Well darling, every time you do something wrong and it makes me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

Rivkah thinks about this for a second, looks at a picture of her grandmother on the wall and then says, "Oh my goodness Mommy, you must have been a very naughty girl when you were a kid for Bubbie to look like that!”