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Moishe’s stress level was off the charts. His wife Miriam was in labor and Moishe was sure it was time to head to the hospital. Breathing heavily, Moishe grabbed the phone and called the doctor.

“MY WIFE, SHE’S READY, SHOULD WE COME?”

The doctor tried to relax the poor fellow, “Just try to relax, now tell me how much time elapses between the contractions?”

“MIRIAM!” Moishe screamed on the top of his lungs, “HOW MUCH TIME IN BETWEEN THE CONTRACTIONS? TEN MINUTES? OK, TEN MINUTES IN BETWEEN!”

“And is this her first child?” the doctor asked.

“NO GENIUS, THIS IS HER HUSBAND!”

 

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When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; But when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Proverbs 29;2

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